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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7281628093396003127'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7281628093396003127'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post.html' title=';'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-5067015981062045446</id><published>2008-07-22T12:32:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-22T12:37:00.367-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat kids'/><title type='text'>DDR 1, Fatbody 0</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4yk-ESYl7Bc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4yk-ESYl7Bc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-5067015981062045446?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/5067015981062045446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=5067015981062045446' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dafx1tPsL4M&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dafx1tPsL4M&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-3909679366895042289?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/3909679366895042289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=3909679366895042289' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3909679366895042289'/><link rel='self' 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c-QudMdF3LQ&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c-QudMdF3LQ&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8941607759678892441?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8941607759678892441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8941607759678892441' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8941607759678892441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8941607759678892441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/06/this-hurts-apparently.html' title='This hurts, apparently.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1989619823752478900</id><published>2008-06-17T13:31:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-17T13:34:21.698-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schadenfreude'/><title type='text'>Tyrone is not going trick-or-treating.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JXeVxf4c0Rk&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JXeVxf4c0Rk&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1989619823752478900?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1989619823752478900/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1989619823752478900' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1989619823752478900'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1989619823752478900'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/06/tyrone-is-not-going-trick-or-treating.html' title='Tyrone is not going trick-or-treating.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-6346944083228453870</id><published>2008-06-10T16:40:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-10T16:46:40.009-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>Maaaa haaaaaa!</title><content type='html'>Orson Wells tries to do a commercial while hammered. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K3qg4i22x9M&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K3qg4i22x9M&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-6346944083228453870?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/6346944083228453870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=6346944083228453870' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6346944083228453870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6346944083228453870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/06/maaaa-haaaaaa.html' title='Maaaa haaaaaa!'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-4098808594494453926</id><published>2008-05-31T00:31:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-31T00:33:36.701-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tech'/><title type='text'>SCHNEIDER LENS!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3QVNmkSivlw&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3QVNmkSivlw&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-4098808594494453926?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/4098808594494453926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=4098808594494453926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/4098808594494453926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eTQoNHXGCAc&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-3692298000017613837?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/3692298000017613837/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=3692298000017613837' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3692298000017613837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QGuE0t3aEUo&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QGuE0t3aEUo&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8969284082187981264?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8969284082187981264/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8969284082187981264' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8969284082187981264'/><link rel='self' 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We're on right now? I don't believe you.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYAMDhVT50I&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nYAMDhVT50I&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-6733575609755863911?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/6733575609755863911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=6733575609755863911' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6733575609755863911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6733575609755863911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/30-were-on-right-now-i-dont-believe-you.html' title='30? We&apos;re on right now? I don&apos;t believe you.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-887152958670947082</id><published>2008-05-10T15:33:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T15:36:35.027-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schadenfreude'/><title type='text'>Sweep the leg!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uic2iAPXcrE&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uic2iAPXcrE&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-887152958670947082?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/887152958670947082/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=887152958670947082' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/887152958670947082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/887152958670947082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/sweep-leg.html' title='Sweep the leg!'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2526197560353174503</id><published>2008-05-09T16:41:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-09T16:53:30.077-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Quickie</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FQlgA68z_L4&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FQlgA68z_L4&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/my-kind-of-parenting.html"&gt;See earlier.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2526197560353174503?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2526197560353174503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2526197560353174503' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2526197560353174503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2526197560353174503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/quickie_09.html' title='Quickie'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-3865976151808387953</id><published>2008-05-09T16:15:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-10T15:37:43.345-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='schadenfreude'/><title type='text'>Harder than it looks</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vzQxWlFhAnY&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vzQxWlFhAnY&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-3865976151808387953?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/3865976151808387953/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=3865976151808387953' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3865976151808387953'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3865976151808387953'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/harder-than-it-looks.html' title='Harder than it looks'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7607490283998143588</id><published>2008-05-08T13:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-05-08T13:24:24.732-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Third time = charm</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1NyiiZlwtZg&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1NyiiZlwtZg&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7607490283998143588?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7607490283998143588/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7607490283998143588' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7607490283998143588'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7607490283998143588'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/05/third-time-charm.html' title='Third time = 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7641856919315240119</id><published>2008-04-02T16:23:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-04-02T16:27:58.158-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='human giant'/><title type='text'>Next spring break: camping trip!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fGCmAM6Oafc&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fGCmAM6Oafc&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/01/tracy-morgan-entertainer.html' title='Tracy Morgan: Entertainer'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-5896141106812214435</id><published>2008-01-24T10:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-24T10:50:36.775-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Skillz</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDM2Mzg1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDM2Mzg1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.break.com/ramborecommends/turkish-man-takes-on-mob.html"&gt;Turkish Man Takes on Mob&lt;/a&gt; - Watch more &lt;a href="http://www.break.com/"&gt;free videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-5896141106812214435?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/5896141106812214435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=5896141106812214435' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/5896141106812214435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/5896141106812214435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2008/01/skillz.html' title='Skillz'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-6497752282352563798</id><published>2008-01-16T13:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-16T13:10:51.862-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>Historical cringe</title><content type='html'>30 years ago today, brilliance aired. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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type='text'>Bigtime.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OE6P-lwS0lQ&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OE6P-lwS0lQ&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7622925616853614132?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7622925616853614132/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7622925616853614132' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7805111588423003444</id><published>2007-10-31T00:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-31T00:22:25.835-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cheerleaders are not smart</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzkwOTAz"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzkwOTAz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7805111588423003444?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7805111588423003444/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2653984914803746310</id><published>2007-10-26T12:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-26T12:09:35.776-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>The Land of the Great.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0rUGlC8sb40&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0rUGlC8sb40&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2653984914803746310?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2653984914803746310/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2653984914803746310' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2653984914803746310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2653984914803746310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/land-of-great.html' title='The Land of the Great.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7561822053463288447</id><published>2007-10-24T14:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T14:46:57.553-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='onn'/><title type='text'>Honor your dead.</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/68539/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/FOLSOM_DAM.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Preemptive%20Memorial%20Honors%20Future%20Victims%20Of%20Imminent%20Dam%20Disaster"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7561822053463288447?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7561822053463288447/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7561822053463288447' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7561822053463288447'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7561822053463288447'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/blog-post.html' title='Honor your dead.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-4500225015998915942</id><published>2007-10-20T19:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-20T19:04:21.423-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='office'/><title type='text'>Ever heard of it?</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yBUz4RnoWSM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yBUz4RnoWSM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-4500225015998915942?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/4500225015998915942/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=4500225015998915942' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/4500225015998915942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/4500225015998915942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/ever-heard-of-it.html' title='Ever heard of it?'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-4002064016312582444</id><published>2007-10-19T14:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T14:06:51.095-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dailyshow'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>Old school colbert</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed FlashVars='videoId=114264' src='http://www.thedailyshow.com/sitewide/video_player/view/default/swf.jhtml' quality='high' bgcolor='#cccccc' width='332' height='316' name='comedy_central_player' align='middle' allowScriptAccess='always' allownetworking='external' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer'&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;www.thedailyshow.com has the entire archive of clips from the past 10 years. amazing.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-4002064016312582444?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/4002064016312582444/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=4002064016312582444' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/4002064016312582444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/4002064016312582444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/old-school-colbert.html' title='Old school colbert'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1387030678691983961</id><published>2007-10-16T11:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-16T11:17:05.140-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Call now.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MySQXlpVciQ&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MySQXlpVciQ&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1387030678691983961?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1387030678691983961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1387030678691983961' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1387030678691983961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1387030678691983961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/call-now.html' title='Call now.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2399601223800487745</id><published>2007-10-16T11:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-16T13:32:16.614-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>This man is an elected representative of Staten Island</title><content type='html'>Sterotypes, schmereotypes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a1iNH7W9SC8&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a1iNH7W9SC8&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2399601223800487745?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2399601223800487745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2399601223800487745' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2399601223800487745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2399601223800487745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/this-man-is-elected-representative-of.html' title='This man is an elected representative of Staten Island'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-117692479355051572</id><published>2007-10-06T22:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-06T22:42:42.965-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Thanks.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/52zSRV_Kgfw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/52zSRV_Kgfw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-117692479355051572?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/117692479355051572/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=117692479355051572' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/117692479355051572'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/117692479355051572'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/thanks.html' title='Thanks.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7803973007237837009</id><published>2007-10-04T10:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-04T11:03:52.033-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>Best home movie ever.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MzcyMDc2"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://embed.break.com/MzcyMDc2" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7803973007237837009?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7803973007237837009/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7803973007237837009' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7803973007237837009'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7803973007237837009'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/my-kind-of-parenting.html' title='Best home movie ever.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-8414994883025037582</id><published>2007-10-02T14:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-02T14:45:13.087-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>O'Dell is calm under pressure</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7e77oXjFkIs&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7e77oXjFkIs&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8414994883025037582?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8414994883025037582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8414994883025037582' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8414994883025037582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8414994883025037582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/odell-is-calm-under-pressure.html' title='O&apos;Dell is calm under pressure'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-6278302307909385381</id><published>2007-10-01T14:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T14:22:32.071-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>I hope they play this after they lose the ALCS</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uu43lbTrvOQ&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uu43lbTrvOQ&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-6278302307909385381?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/6278302307909385381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=6278302307909385381' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6278302307909385381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6278302307909385381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-hope-they-play-this-after-they-lose.html' title='I hope they play this after they lose the ALCS'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-3219576822255190125</id><published>2007-09-28T02:26:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-28T02:26:52.574-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>France produces something worthwhile.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DsNFxOOnjgw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DsNFxOOnjgw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-3219576822255190125?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/3219576822255190125/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=3219576822255190125' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3219576822255190125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3219576822255190125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/france-produces-something-worthwhile.html' title='France produces something worthwhile.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-6226544764773187968</id><published>2007-09-24T17:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T17:40:46.287-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>The definition of "Boot &amp; Rally"</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_tXzKpmRrFs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_tXzKpmRrFs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" 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&amp; Rally&quot;'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-5711784844318570160</id><published>2007-09-18T20:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-18T20:46:12.838-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tasers'/><title type='text'>One of the best taserings ever.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1POK02A3vQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1POK02A3vQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-5711784844318570160?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/5711784844318570160/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=5711784844318570160' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/5711784844318570160'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/5711784844318570160'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/one-of-best-taserings-ever.html' title='One of the best taserings 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width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-5067504576675217034?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/5067504576675217034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=5067504576675217034' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/5067504576675217034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/5067504576675217034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/international-language-of-oh-shit.html' title='The international language of &quot;Oh shit.&quot;'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-309186242803869088</id><published>2007-09-17T16:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-17T16:51:35.820-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><title type='text'>Solid PG-13 comedy</title><content type='html'>It's not all about laughing at the misfortune of others around here. But we'll get back to that as soon as possible. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6inVVzLHJ2E"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6inVVzLHJ2E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-309186242803869088?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/309186242803869088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=309186242803869088' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/309186242803869088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/309186242803869088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/solid-pg-13-comedy.html' title='Solid PG-13 comedy'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-3340976101521270371</id><published>2007-09-13T13:16:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T13:16:53.185-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Happy belated birthday, Aaron</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SGtWssdauME" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-3340976101521270371?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/3340976101521270371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=3340976101521270371' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3340976101521270371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3340976101521270371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/happy-belated-birthday-aaron.html' title='Happy belated birthday, Aaron'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-6311489908928360040</id><published>2007-09-13T11:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-13T11:39:32.629-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>How to stage dive</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-0O6kJUZ_mk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-0O6kJUZ_mk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-6311489908928360040?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/6311489908928360040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=6311489908928360040' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6311489908928360040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/6311489908928360040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/how-to-stage-dive.html' title='How to stage dive'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1463507893998180634</id><published>2007-09-11T16:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-11T16:41:14.664-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Get some.</title><content type='html'>Classic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S06nIz4scvI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S06nIz4scvI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="353"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1463507893998180634?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1463507893998180634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1463507893998180634' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1463507893998180634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1463507893998180634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/well-any-fucking-time-sweetheart.html' title='Get some.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2765123950208553634</id><published>2007-09-10T10:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-24T14:46:34.122-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='onn'/><title type='text'>Finally, someone speaks out about the struggle</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/66140/video&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/SUPER-RICH.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=In%20The%20Know%3A%20Are%20America%27s%20Rich%20Falling%20Behind%20The%20Super-Rich%3F"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2765123950208553634?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2765123950208553634/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2765123950208553634' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2765123950208553634'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2765123950208553634'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/finally-someone-speaks-out-about.html' title='Finally, someone speaks out about the struggle'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-8291327961493641</id><published>2007-09-06T16:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-06T16:42:19.279-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>J. Peterman and dumb people</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_aPGI5dUeo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_aPGI5dUeo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8291327961493641?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8291327961493641/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8291327961493641' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8291327961493641'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8291327961493641'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/j-peterman-and-dumb-people.html' title='J. Peterman and dumb people'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1757025765569854818</id><published>2007-09-06T16:36:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-06T16:36:41.356-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>BALLS.</title><content type='html'>Pun intended.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fe2Xaq0d37U"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fe2Xaq0d37U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1757025765569854818?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1757025765569854818/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1757025765569854818' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1757025765569854818'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1757025765569854818'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/09/balls.html' title='BALLS.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7947220414372022929</id><published>2007-08-25T22:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-25T22:53:51.871-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>Fucking south africans.</title><content type='html'>Also note how Mario Lopez calls this one from a mile away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQdhMSEqhfg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qQdhMSEqhfg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7947220414372022929?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7947220414372022929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7947220414372022929' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7947220414372022929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7947220414372022929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/08/fucking-south-africans.html' title='Fucking south africans.'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7594489426913001638</id><published>2007-08-20T08:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-03T16:19:34.514-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='larry king'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>The board is important</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/as-n6Umlo8k"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/as-n6Umlo8k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7594489426913001638?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7594489426913001638/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7594489426913001638' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7594489426913001638'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7594489426913001638'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/08/board-is-important.html' title='The board is important'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1047631543867319670</id><published>2007-08-15T15:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-15T15:04:38.942-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cringe'/><title type='text'>This guy never played BridgeBuilder</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ZhMfzc9RbU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ZhMfzc9RbU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1047631543867319670?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1047631543867319670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1047631543867319670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1047631543867319670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1047631543867319670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/08/this-guy-never-played-bridgebuilder.html' title='This guy never played BridgeBuilder'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1497919935061678936</id><published>2007-08-15T01:19:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-31T14:35:47.051-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the japanese'/><title type='text'>Still loving the japanese</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gyuwPetrmaY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gyuwPetrmaY&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1497919935061678936?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1497919935061678936/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1497919935061678936' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1497919935061678936'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1497919935061678936'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/08/still-loving-japanese.html' title='Still loving the japanese'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-8809994315625449356</id><published>2007-08-15T01:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-15T01:04:40.998-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Borat does baseball</title><content type='html'>A classic, if you haven't seen it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z5jkopLKog8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z5jkopLKog8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8809994315625449356?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8809994315625449356/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8809994315625449356' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8809994315625449356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8809994315625449356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/08/borat-does-baseball.html' title='Borat does baseball'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-8431332852600108831</id><published>2007-08-15T00:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-15T00:40:14.548-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>A singular cat thrill</title><content type='html'>Mike Rowe, before he was famous&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rChjMRfi40c"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rChjMRfi40c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esXvk9AV0MI"&gt;Another good one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8431332852600108831?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8431332852600108831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8431332852600108831' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8431332852600108831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8431332852600108831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/08/singular-cat-thrill.html' title='A singular cat thrill'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-8716542439309953092</id><published>2007-07-31T11:33:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-31T11:34:42.878-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>I just can't put my finger on what this flea market is like</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FJ3oHpup-pk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FJ3oHpup-pk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-8716542439309953092?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/8716542439309953092/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=8716542439309953092' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8716542439309953092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/8716542439309953092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/i-just-cant-put-my-finger-on-what-this.html' title='I just can&apos;t put my finger on what this flea market is like'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2486608170383799750</id><published>2007-07-25T22:44:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T22:47:24.363-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><title type='text'>This-will-be-stuck inyourhead chocolate RAAAAIIIIN</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EwTZ2xpQwpA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EwTZ2xpQwpA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2486608170383799750?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2486608170383799750/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2486608170383799750' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2486608170383799750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2486608170383799750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/this-will-be-stiuck-inyourhead.html' title='This-will-be-stuck inyourhead chocolate RAAAAIIIIN'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2114889544286551781</id><published>2007-07-20T16:50:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-20T16:50:49.707-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='news'/><title type='text'>Short and sweet</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bPWZ7ASnhiE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bPWZ7ASnhiE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2114889544286551781?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2114889544286551781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2114889544286551781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-3143848465724274352</id><published>2007-07-16T11:12:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-31T14:30:09.318-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='the japanese'/><title type='text'>Notice: I love the japanese</title><content type='html'>BA-da-BA-da DA DA ba&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0pAmVipomcA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0pAmVipomcA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-3143848465724274352?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/3143848465724274352/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=3143848465724274352' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3143848465724274352'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/3143848465724274352'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/notice-i-love-japanese.html' title='Notice: I love the japanese'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2834980972271849720</id><published>2007-07-10T11:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-10T11:30:04.943-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><title type='text'>Accountability</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118404201266061966.html?mod=home_whats_news_us"&gt;China knows what it means:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;China's former top food and drug regulator was executed Tuesday after his conviction on corruption charges, state-run news media said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Zheng Xiaoyu, 62 years old, was given the death penalty on May 29 after being found guilty by a Beijing court on charges of taking bribes and dereliction of duty. Mr. Zheng, the former director of China's State Food and Drug Administration, appealed the verdict last month, but a higher court upheld it and the execution was approved by China's Supreme People's Court, according to Xinhua News Agency, which reported the news.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2834980972271849720?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2834980972271849720/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2834980972271849720' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2834980972271849720'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2834980972271849720'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/accountability.html' title='Accountability'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-7229280433838102148</id><published>2007-07-09T17:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-09T17:39:21.982-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wkuk'/><title type='text'>The slow jerk</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-7229280433838102148?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/7229280433838102148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=7229280433838102148' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7229280433838102148'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/7229280433838102148'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/slow-jerk.html' title='The slow jerk'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-1109237199297612056</id><published>2007-07-09T17:34:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-09T17:34:34.485-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wkuk'/><title type='text'>Triumph of the ill</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ySurE2S_djQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ySurE2S_djQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-1109237199297612056?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/1109237199297612056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=1109237199297612056' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1109237199297612056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/1109237199297612056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/triumph-of-ill.html' title='Triumph of the ill'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-9141301634311927710</id><published>2007-07-09T17:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-09T17:13:17.413-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='greatness'/><title type='text'>Keith Richards may do drugs occasionally</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hv5oR-sv1tY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/9141301634311927710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/2007/07/keith-richards-may-do-drugs.html' title='Keith Richards may do drugs occasionally'/><author><name>Leland</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17938481813230013235</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8201632322987871513.post-2625874493573927394</id><published>2007-07-08T16:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-08T16:06:21.771-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='random'/><title type='text'>This is a real dog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.canada.com/victoriatimescolonist/storyimage.html?id=67f15c17-2717-4022-bb76-1b982456e793&amp;img=bbd1b76b-d6d2-463f-9787-623622fe56fa&amp;path=/victoriatimescolonist/"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/idl/vitc/20070625/2192-640.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2625874493573927394?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2625874493573927394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2625874493573927394' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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href="http://www.komotv.com/news/local/8355142.html"&gt;http://www.komotv.com/news/local/8355142.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8201632322987871513-2403238564357705014?l=creamybeige.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://creamybeige.blogspot.com/feeds/2403238564357705014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8201632322987871513&amp;postID=2403238564357705014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2403238564357705014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8201632322987871513/posts/default/2403238564357705014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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